10 Kinds of Boners Guys Experience

Just as females experience difficulties in the sexual life, males also have their own daily challenges and this seems to be difficult to handle. One of the major problems encountered by males is the issue of boners. There are different experiences of boners experienced by males.

1. The Pee Boner

This is a fake-out boner that really just happens when you really, really, really have to pee, and goes away right after, like stepping on a garden hose.

2. The Morning Boner

This kind of boner occurs in the morning after waking up from sleep. It greets you in the morning with a stiff hello.

3. The Ghost Boner

This one comes along and leaves like the wind. There's nothing happening around you to set it off, there's no one to see it. It's just there and gone like a ghost.

4. The “Time to Consult a Physician” Boner

It’s the boner that lasts more than four hours. The one that won’t go away. Maybe it’s too erect. Maybe it’s painful. It might not literally be worth a trip to a doctor, but it’s worth consulting the doctor for.

5. The Inappropriately Timed Boner

This boner pops up at a time that just makes us feel dirty and we really have no idea why its there, like when saying grace at Thanksgiving dinner. We know in our heart that this boner is there for no reason and usually can go away with a little bit of focus. It's just our penis being a free spirit.

6. The Classic Boner

You can't beat a classic (well, I guess in this case you can). This is the pre-sex boner that shows up right when we need it most. This is our penis being a bro(ner) and doing exactly what it's supposed to do exactly when it's supposed to do it.

7. The Night Boner

This boner shows up right when we want to go to sleep and makes it tough to fall asleep on anything other than on our back. We're forced to either wait things out or lose 20 minutes of sleep negotiating with it.

8. The Attention-Seeker

This boner pops up when we're in a public place, or worse, doing a presentation at work. "Hey, what's going on," this boner says. "Let me show you my PowerPoint." This is pretty much every boner we got throughout middle school and most of high school. They're less common when we're adults but we can still get them on occasion.

9. The Forever Boner

This boner thinks we're buds and just wants to hang out a bunch. It's like that friend that comes over and then doesn't take the signals a few hours later that it's time for them to leave because you're tired. In both cases, the only way to get them to leave is by masturbating.

10. The Marathoner aka the Tag-Team

This is the boner that shows up right after another boner after sex like, "Yo, what's up? This penis doesn't even know what flaccid is."